Your Hand is your Wife!
You did read that right, the secret of yourself being single has finally been revealed! You are already taken, HAHA by your own hand! You'll fuck it for me with joy, as always! Your hand is your wife! There is just ME and the addiction to jerk off for me in your life! GOON YOURSELF TO ECSTASY! As my constantly wanking marionette, you will continue to fall for my divine self and do whatever I ask of you, Gooner!